welsh cake

A smelly deposit left by a Welsh bloke in the office toilet.

To To curl one up, drop the kids off or lay cable is also to "Bake a Welsh Cake".

It ALWAYS takes 20 minutes or more to bake a welsh cake.

I wouldn't go in the 2nd floor bogs just yet Mike - I think Seimon has baked a welsh cake.

by Judster October 15, 2004

urinal cake

A civilian version of what is correctly called "officer candy" in the U.S. Navy.

Get with the program Seaman Recruit Smedlapp...mops are swabs...urinal cakes are officer candy!

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

Queer Cake

Someone who's acting like a complete douche bag. Also used in a derogatory sense towards ass-pilots like Elton John (gay people u retards)

Fuck I had that Ozzy kid, he's such a queer cake who sucks fat dong

by sourdude13 January 14, 2006

jaffa cakes

Jaffa Cakes .. adult slang word for sex originating in the oldbury area of the west midlands (England)

''to be used when refering to sex when there are children around''

Hi Meg you fancy some jaffa cakes ??

Meg likes jaffa cakes for breakfast !!

Matt prefers jaffa cakes for supper !!!

by matt'n'meg March 18, 2007

Twinkie Cake

1. A non valuable currency used in betting.

2. A gooey half baked cake with twinkie-like characteristics on the inside and cake like characteristics on the outside.

3. A measurement of pride and respect.

1. I bet you five twinkie cakes that she's a man.

2. How about next time you keep that twinkie cake in the oven a little longer.

3. I won 11 twinkie cakes over the weekend. I'm the man!

by the twinkster April 01, 2007

baking a cake

the act of masterbation

"the phone rung so many times, but i couldn't answer i was in the middle of baking a cake."

by gene-v February 07, 2009

semen cake

A mixture of fried semen and pubes floating in anal juices. Often made to look like the spanish dish flan to trick first time users into addiction.

EW! No one wants your semen cakes, they taste like shit.

by Jugo's Soldiers October 24, 2006