.9.Hold My Beef.9.

.9.Hold My Beef.9.

.9.Hold My Beef.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 28, 2025

What's your beef stranger

When a random person calls you names

What's your beef stranger I didn't do nothing to you

by urbeef July 10, 2023

Crunchy Beef

1. An exclamation said when something shocking happens
2. A sarcastic version of the first definition
3. When something great has arrived, you run to them, wave your arms, and exclaim ‘Crunchy Beef!’

1.

-person 1: and you are not the father
-person 2: Crunchy Beef!
2.
-person 1: Our team won!
-person 2: Well Crunchy Beef, isn’t that just great!
3.
This one is pretty explanatory

by Mac ‘n Mayo October 6, 2019

sloppy beef curtains

Slang for a woman's vagina, popularized by Avenged Sevenfold lead guitarist Synyster Gates.

M Shadows: "Like... like vagina?"

Synyster Gates: "Yeah! Like, sloppy beef curtains?"

by DudeBroKowski November 30, 2024

Beef Stew in my Shoe

Diarrhea (aka beef stew) neatly dripped down the production line (your pant leg), gathered in your sterilized shoe, then canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties on a rainy day.

“Beef stew in my shoe” has been so well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu.

Shoe salad, foot fries, hamstring hash, ankle appetizers, all served with toe jam gravy.

by BB29576 April 21, 2023

beef jerking

jerking off/guy masturbating

friend 1: dude, i have some great porn
friend 2: i'm already beef jerking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)girl( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 8, 2018

Beef week

When someone is on their period.

Man, there's an iron smelling musk in the air. It must be beef week.

by Neeneejeejee April 11, 2024