National Fuck your best friend day

June 21st. The day when u and your best friend get in bed and you know..fuck

"OMG WHY ARE U TAKING OFF YOUR CLOTHES?!!?!"

"Its National Fuck your best friend day!!! Get on the bed"

by Im_gay_for_the_egg June 20, 2021

The Best Possible Outcome

Rough sex with your daughter... And then Lady Gaga... Obviously...

Hym "That would be the best possible outcome. It's also the best possible come in- Er... You know what I mean. I mean... You hear him? I need to get control of my tongue, guys. Because I can either *InSeRt CaTcHpHrAsE hErE* Beep boop *cough cough* Sorry... Because I can either let my thoughts die or I can die. Whelp... My thoughts can't be created of destroyed and I die either way... So, third option, I'll just take the daughter sex please. And my money. And the credit. And if the daughter sex is good, then, maybe I'll let you come on my podcast so you can reclaim some of your dignity. How does that sound? You know, I didn't think the 'If this is how you act when someone's watching, I'd hate to see you when nobody is around' thing would land that clean. It's funny. That was shocking. But I digress... She's shorter than I thought. I like that. That'll be good for me."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2023

Broke Best Friend

Someone who is always down to hang out and spend time with you on your dime. Never has any money but always wants to go out to eat.

Them: Hey! Why didn't you invite Bella to lunch today?

Me: I would but shes always broke

Them: But she's your best friend

Me: *shrugs* Yeah my broke best friend

by NArencibia April 4, 2022

The Best Candidate For Grade 9 Rep

Roni Melamed, Obviously.

Dave: Who are you going to vote for grade rep?

Jennifer: I'm gonna vote for Roni M, obv. She's the best candidate for grade 9 rep.

by VoteForRoniM September 25, 2020

Best friend nut

The moment you have sex with one of your best friends and can’t help but nut in less than a minute.

Did you hear about John and Maddie? They’ve been best friends for 3 years and finally fucked, but I heard he had a case of the best friend nut.

by whackamole69 September 7, 2021

Best western pillow teeth

Mostly white peoples teeth that are shaped like best western pillows

AYO she’s got some best western pillow teeth

by casidymae January 14, 2021

The best

Kimberly Ramkisson

If ever in life you want to be around the best, visit Trinidad & Tobago she’s slim with a bright smile & a warm heart 🤞🏽

by Smartest Human Ever! April 10, 2024