Snake Ass Hoe

A nasty trash hoe with the voice that sounds like she deep throated a cactus who wants a relationship with someone else's cheating husband and sends him messages begging him to come over to her boyfriend's house while he's at work and she is alone and has free time.

Melissa is a snake ass hoe she begged a married man to come service her while her man was at work..

by thebetterbitch June 29, 2024

rusty snake

When shit dries and crusts to your penis.

Man I fell asleep after hitting the back door. Now I have a rusty snake.

by Rusty snake October 10, 2020

Snake Skinned

When you use peeling skin from your partner's sun burnt ass cheek as a condom.

When Dennis went to bang Shereen he forgot his condom so he snake skinned her.

by JuggernautJay May 27, 2010

coily snake

When a turd coils up and sticks up out of the water

Boy I just left a large coily snake and feel much better!

by Probod November 12, 2017

Dirtbag snake

Someone who fucks another mans exwife and the husband claims to be your podna and gets mad.

Man I heard he was hanging out with my ex. Supposed to be my friend and all. What a fucking dirtbag snake! Prolly won’t even give me my 25$!

by Whoopigoldnerd September 29, 2021

break out with my snake out

when you're being made fun of and you have to stand up for yourself and show them hoes what your workin with you gotta break out with your snake out.

I was just chillin when someone said "man, I heard you had a tiny penis" and I said " Shit I'm bout ta break out with my snake out"

by Mister sister Mister January 23, 2010

Rodeo snake

A poop so long it lifts you off the bowl and starts bucking.

I heard some screaming from the bathroom. Wouldn't you know it , the misses was riding a rodeo snake

by Howboycat December 29, 2015