The Michael Cera Rule

Michael Cera is an Actor that, in every movie follows these rules
1.) He's an awkward teenager
2.) He Finds a girl he likes, but she doesn't like him back
3.) I the end, Michael gets the girl, and has sex with her
Every Movie he's in, goes exactly like this
Movies that follow The Michael Cera Rule
Michael Cera in year one Awkward teen, friends with Jack Black, likes a girl, in his prehistoric time. she doesn't like him, but in the end, she does like him, and they have sex

Michael Cera in Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist is, again, an awkward teen. He meets Nora, who, at first, thinks he's a creep. Then, in the end they fall in love with each other, and have sex on a thousand dollar couch.
by kingmc23 August 05, 2010
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michael angelo batio

Michael Angelo Batio, sometimes called simply "MAB," is the greatest guitarist of all time. With the ability to play upwards of 900 trillion notes per nanosecond on a slow day, he makes makes Herman Li and Yngwie Malmsteen look (and sound) like complete guitar n00bs.

He started as the guitarist for 80s hair band Nitro before going on to start a solo career. He has many custom made instruments and gear, most notably the V shaped double guitar and the X shaped quad guitar. He starred in an instruction DVD series called "Speed Kills," so named because if you attempt anything he teaches on the DVDs (or even watch them for that matter) you will die.

MAB also invented the hairstyle of having it hang in front of you eyes, but the emo subculture stole it from him. As a result, everytime he sees an emo, he punches them in the face with a soundwave.

"The Speed of MAB" is the fastest speed known known to mankind. It is so fast that it is incalcuable by human standards. An object travelling at the Speed of MAB can travel several billion lightyears in a matter of seconds.
-DragonForce pays Michael Angelo Batio not to destroy them.

-MAB originally invented Guitar Hero, but abandoned the project when the product testers exploded trying to play the easiest song.

-An object travelling at the speed of light can get from earth to the moon in 1.2 seconds. That's long enough for MAB to play every song ever known to any man thirty-thousand times each. On a slow day.
by LightningandIce January 17, 2008
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Michael Bay Presentation

A project being presented that has very little substance and instead focuses on flash, glitz and glamor. Typically, these types of presentations will only be pleasing to those who are incredibly small minded and easily impressed.
Bill: man, did you Ricky's project.

Me: Yeah, I was there, dude.

Bill: Right, right. Wasn't it awesome?

Me: The hell are you talking about? He said nothing about what happens when an atom splits.

Bill: Yeah, but his poster spewed fired.

Me: Who gives a fuck? It was a total Michael Bay Presentation.
by Potterfreak82 January 24, 2011
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michael c hall

a god of sorts. he rules the underworld, and hell on earth. he decides who lives and who dies. if he is not busy preparing funeral services (six feet under), you can find him stalking his latest prey (dexter). don`t ever underestimate this man. he will fuck you up if you dare try to undermine him. he has a can of whoop ass ready to open up and use at any given moment. praise this fine, fine man.
"duddddde, lets watch dexter tonight!"

"for sure man. i would never miss a show with michael c hall in it for the world."
by portiababy April 28, 2012
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George Michael-ing

The act of walking or driving by a large group of people Blasting George Michael's Careless Whisper.
Guy 1: i just got some subwoofers put into the Bronco

Guy 2: alright lets go George Michael-ing around town
by Gren1109 June 02, 2011
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Michael x Ennard

A ship that contain robophilia,necropholia and shouldn’t be exist in the first place.FNAF is a horror game,not a love game.Some kid even sexualizing this ship, thinking its canon and attack the other shippers(i’m sorry if i sound rude)
Toxic Michael x Ennard shipper:Michael x Ennard is the best,awesome and canon ship.Unlike Michael x (*insert the character Michael got shipped with(-Ennard)),its so disgusting and stupid
Me:Stfu kid
by AliceloveTodorokiShoto November 11, 2021
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Michael Bay Harassment

The kind of harassment one may get when working with Mr. Bay on a film.
"Michael Bay Harassment"
Michael Bay being caught on set not really caring about lives of others much. Even employees. Harassing his own people. An act that is much more difficult to get away with off-set, and when dealing with family matters.
by juanito c March 15, 2009
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