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french lobotomy

When a lesbian couple gets oot the electric strapon, it's a bit rusty and the receiver gets a jolt all the way up to her frontal lobe.
Suzi's never been the same since her French lobotomy, now she won't go anywhere without that dinged-up old vibrator.
by SpaceQueen222 January 23, 2019
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Pardon my french fries

A mistake usually with pleasant outcome e.g. adding a fries emoji to a sentence or getting a couple of curly fries along with your regular fries
by SADBC October 8, 2021
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french curves

A nice way to say a woman's love handles or muff top. The fat that hangs over the top of a girl's pants.
Look at that girl's french curves in that bikini.
by Big A. May 17, 2020
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French dip

Going back and forth from anal to pussy fucking, especially facilitated by the use of prophylactic antibiotics.
Lisa started a course of antibiotics today, so it’s perfect timing for a French dip tonight.
by Lisa Pies July 2, 2025
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French victory

An absolute draw, or stalemate; Otherwise used to flatter oneself after a close competition where one did not necessarily lose, but cannot rightfully say they won.
“Hey man! I heard you got into a fight yesterday! Did you win, or what?”

“It was a pretty tough fight, but I think I pulled away with a french victory.”
by Virum_Vixen July 12, 2023
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French person

A Disgusting creature from the depths of tarturus whomst feed on your joy and weird bread

extremely dangerous kill on sight
Person 1😺 : hon hon bagguette

Person 2😈 : ew a french person
by Funky Jim and gimbo May 3, 2025
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