Wet noodle

The act of an older persons using there gums to gnaw on a peice of licorice and using hence candy as a weapon to deal great discomfort.

Kids: *being rambunctious*
Old man: you turds better cut it out before I have to come over there and give you a wet noodle!
Kids: shut up you kook
Old man proceeds to reach into bag of red vines

by Dr.cradle May 19, 2018

Wet burp

In space, an astronaut's stomach acid floats around in his stomach, so when they belch, a tiny bit of vomit will also come out, thus creating a wet burp.

Astronaut's spin around in space while burping to force the stomach acid down to prevent wet burps.

by sad_pizza September 26, 2018

Water wet

The pussy so wet it reminds you of nothing but water.

Damn Bae this shit water wet.

by Loudmouthcockface June 26, 2017

Wet Treadmill

The magnum opus of humanities thousands of years of evolution and work. When someone calls you a Wet Treadmill, you are basically God to them. A Wet Treadmill is the kind of person you hear about all the time, but never actually meet. The pure sight of a Wet Treadmill will make your eyes orgasm and you fall to your knees, begging the Wet Treadmill to never leave. Wet Treadmill life spans are short though, so enjoy them while they last.

"You're, you're a Wet Treadmill..."
*shockwave ensues*
"IM COOOOMING"

"Have you ever met a Wet Treadmill?"
"Yes, it was the best experience of my life."

by ShaggyIguana October 5, 2020

wet paper

If some stupid ass ho makes an excuse that be making no sence, she be giving you some wet paper.

My boo not paying for child care cuz he is too busy with his online job, that some wet paper

by UncookedBacon February 27, 2016

wet hotdog

A pick up line you use when you have no other option

Damn guuuuurrrrrrlllllllll you look so fine you like a wet hotdog.

by Big dick daddy lover January 15, 2017

Wet mess

A wet mess is a cool person who wears glasses and has a smile that will put anyone in a good mood.

Omg Rebecca you are such a wet mess.

by Babyshark69 November 21, 2018