Beverage Porn

Beverage porn is when people get fantasies about their certain beverage.

For example, when sliding a starbucks plastic coffee cup in and out of the cardboard holder. This may be pleasurable to some people, hence Beverage Porn.

by Coley!!! July 15, 2009

Couch Porn

The term used to define beer pong that is played while sitting in a chair.

Dan: Yo Tyler why are you doing couch porn
Tyler: Cuz I shoot better from this elevation

by N Word Gary Hands October 28, 2009

Burger Porn

When burger companies advertise their burgers using scantily clad female models eating their products.

Steve: Hey did you see that Burger Porn?
AJ: Yeah dude, she was fine as hell, makes me want a burger.

by TheGreatOrange October 8, 2010

WEEABO PORN

/E/EBO - WEEABO PORN IS basically anime, a person who enjoys anime is most likely to be refereed as a weeb
But don't mix up WEEABO PORN WITH GAY PORN BECAUSE THEY'RE ARE PRETTY MUCH THE SAME THING.

Normie - Linus you weeb, stop watching weeabo porn and keep looking for loot retard!
Linus (/WEEB/) - anime is for cool people like me your just gay ok!
Normies retarded friend - fuck out of here if you're gonna watch that shit piece of shit retard go back to drinking milk, while you're fucking your anime body pillow WEEB.

by THAT ONE WASIM May 31, 2018

Porn Attack

A heart attack,stroke, or coronary failure that occurs as a result of an orgasm while watching porn. Victims of this are found in an embarrassing state. The risk of a porn attack increases as your sexual activity decreases, so the best prevention is to regularly have orgasms.

"Did you hear about Jose Alberto? His neighbors found him dead next to a scarecrow he'd had sex with. The autospy revealed that he'd died of a porn attack. ...It had a strap-on, man."

by potato_in_my_anus October 15, 2015

Roblox Porn

Alright Ya crazy asian here is my summarize about this shit:
Roblox porn is You know just Lego Character Fuck each other or something more disgusting that if you watch it you might turn back to christian and take a hot bath of holy water and sprinkle yourself with shower of bleach Hence the name "Roblox Porn"

If you ask me about my opinion with this shit i want to say: "I agree to reform a new witch purge to destroy all of this shit and capture everyone that horny with this shit to cut their ball and use the memory deleted machine from men in black to make them forget about it"

alr this is how i describe it
have a nice day!
-chingchongboii

Dude 1: Hey fella

Dude 2: Yo mate
Dude 1: I see that you are in DDD Right?
Dude 2: Yea but i cant see some porn to nut
Dude 1: well check this porn it call "Roblox Porn"
Dude 2: ROBLOX!? you mean that kiddo game?
Dude 1: Ja (yes in german) fella

Dude 2: dude.... that disgusting
Dude 1: I know
Dude 2: You know what... you make my penis cringe GTFO NOW!!!!
Dude 1: fineeee whatever

by Colonelpancakes January 9, 2023

marshmallow porn

porn so softcore it barely even qualifies as porn.

"Dude, my mom just took my Playstation 'cuz she saw the DMC intro."
"DMC? Dude, anything by Ninja Theory is basically marshmallow porn."

by electromancerOmniscient October 25, 2015