scandanavian christmas tree

the art of putting pine needles in your girls anus before you eat the booty to mask the smell

"yall better give that bitch a scandanavian christmas tree before you go sticking your face up in there"

by bigollkanus February 1, 2017

Tree shoes

TreeShoes are what you call someone who thinks that if you pour water into them they will grow.

Stacy thought her heels were tree shoes. lmao stupid bitch

by FUCKILOSTIT November 3, 2020

Dara (Ceo of Trees)

An unusual creature that dwells in the depths of Galbally that is not cool, funny or handsome and highly attracted to other men.

Person 1: among us with boobs, hahahaha sussy

Person 2: (sigh) ... shut up Dara (Ceo of Trees).

by PhantasmyBoi April 17, 2022

Tree Tapping

To which, a man acknowledges his erection after slumber (also known as, "morning wood") and uses it to masturbate, and ejaculate, hence the term, "Tree Tapping."

Yeah, I heard my cousin tree tapping this morning in the bathroom.

by Mama Dragon July 14, 2017

Tree

If you don’t know what a tree is go outside

I punched someone because they didn’t know what a tree was

by FireRubies September 28, 2019

Tapping the Maple Tree

Taking a Canadian's virginity

"Hey, Maggie. I heard you are going on a date with Thomas."
"Yeah, Theresa, I will be tapping the maple tree tonight."

by Toastyboy May 13, 2018

dazing trees

A cannabis company that came to change the industry. Cannasseur weed and merchandise. Est. 2020

Dazing Trees growers know integrity behind the plant, have you smoked their ganja man?

by dazing.trees420 November 23, 2021