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Sloppy Pumpkin

Definition one: When a girl puts a jack o’ lantern on her head with a mouth hole cut big enough to suck dick.

Definition two: When a man inserts his penis into the bottom of the pumpkin with all it’s innards and finishes inside; then pumpkin guts and seeds stick to his dick once removed.
He wanted foreplay on Halloween night so she grabbed the pumpkin and gave him a sloppy pumpkin.

Over Halloween, his wife was out of town, so he performed a sloppy pumpkin and roasted the seeds afterwards.
by FarmToTable November 27, 2021
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Sloppy Loppy

Another saying for giving a girl head or oral-sex
A Cunnilingus if you will...
" Her pussy was looking so wet today I have to give her some sloppy loppy and soak up all those juices"
by Hopeless_romantik August 26, 2023
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vegetarian sloppy joe

Eating out the ass after filling it up with your own cum.

Or

Really shitty sex position no one would enjoy having just like no one enjoys a sloppy Joe without mean on it.
I just had a vegetarian sloppy Joe with my dog.
by King Small PeePee January 11, 2018
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Sloppy Dallas

When you get a sloppy blowjob by a girl with a ton of Dip in her mouth and your shaft starts looking like a living turd.
"Ay can you give me a Sloppy Dallas tonight?"
"Sorry brother but dad will beat us again when i do that."
by kickaboo_ October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Royale

To receive dome whilst playing a video game, preferably Fortnite.
Bob: "You wanna drop Tilted"
John: "IDC man, im getting some sloppy royale"
by HAM_THUMPER December 6, 2022
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sleepy sloppy

When a one partner is falling asleep and the other partner goes down on them.
I know you’re falling asleep but are you interested in some sleepy sloppy.
by ArabellaP October 17, 2023
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sloppy dallas

"Man, I just got a sloppy Dallas fron that chick that works the corner"
by Monkë man October 15, 2020
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