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GTA syndrome

Occurs after playing many hours of any gta game. The victim forgets that they are not playing gta and constantly thinks as if they are in the game. This includes thinking about which car you should take and what would be a sweet jump to go off of, getting frustrated because there aren't any missions on your gps, and trying to figure out why you cant get a damn prostitute anywhere.
Guy 1: Dude!!!!! Why the fu*k are you driving on the Sidewalk!?!

Guy 2: Oh my bad. I have GTA syndrome.
GTA syndrome by bluntdog June 1, 2009
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Washington Capital Syndrome 

Sports teams that can beat the best teams but lose to the crappy ones.
The Washington Caps are the best team in the NHL but lose to 23 ranked Tampa bay lighting ie "Washington Capital Syndrome"

Kenny Chesney Syndrome 

Term used to describe men on online dating sites who only post pictures of themselves wearing a hat, sunglasses, or both to hide the fact that they are unattractive, cross-eyed or bald.
"This guy's cute but I totally think he has Kenny Chesney Syndrome, he has a hat on in every picture"

hot chick syndrome

Hot chick syndrome refers to the condition in which an extremely attractive female develops inward traits of vanity not typically found in average looking females.

Because of her attractiveness, guys will constantly ask her out throughout school and beyond, laugh at her jokes when they are not funny, be her shoulder to cry, or constantly compliment her regardless of a justified reason.

This typically leads to the "hot-chick" developing a very self-centered lifestyle and personality. Later on in their professional careers, some hot-chicks will even continue to utilize their attractiveness for undue promotions over their more deserving male/female counterparts.
Heather has a case of hot chick syndrome. Even though she has the IQ of a mule, she is still smart enough to know every guy in town wants to fuck her.

Kanye West Syndrome 

Someone suffering from this disease may think that they are more important than everyone else, and or that they deserve better and special privilege. When. In fact, they're not, and they don't.
Amber: Did you hear that Charles wants to arrive via helicopter?

Ashley: don't pay any attention to him, he's suffering from kanye west syndrome

nice guy syndrome 

A nice guy is an informal term for an often young adult male who portrays himself with characteristics such as being gentle, compassionate, sensitive and vulnerable.The term is used both positively and negatively. When used positively, and particularly when used as a preference or description by someone else, it is intended to imply a male who puts the needs of others before his own, avoids confrontations, does favors, gives emotional support, tries to stay out of trouble, and generally acts nicely towards others. In the context of a relationship, it may also refer to traits of honesty, loyalty, romanticism, courtesy, and respect. When used negatively, a nice guy implies a male who is unassertive, does not express his true feelings and, in the context of dating in which the term is often used, dishonestly uses acts of ostensible friendship and basic social etiquette with the unstated aim of progressing to a romantic or sexual relationship.
nice guy syndrome: in the early 90s I had a crisis. I was about two years into my second marriage. I thought I had found the woman of my dreams. Yet I was frequently frustrated and resentful toward the woman I loved.

Short Man's Syndrome 

An angry male of below average height who feels it necessary to act out in an attempt to gain respect and recognition from others and compensate for his abnormally short stature. Also synonomous to little man syndrome.
he got sms
Short Man's Syndrome by MUSOM February 22, 2005