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Jacob

Jacob is a guy who hurts people. Makes them love him and leaves. He's a guy who make a amazing sweet girl fall involve with him and then leaves. He only cares about himself.
-Hey,you know Jacob?
-The funny one?
-No, the asshole
-oh yeah
by thegirlyouhurt December 18, 2023
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Jacob

A man who does weird acts with dogs and has odd song preferences. He also likes to burn down family homes in his spare time
Hey look it’s Jacob with his dog
by Jacob.dog_distroyer July 30, 2021
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Jacob

by JimbopJr February 21, 2018
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Monica and Jacob

Jacob wanted to be with Monica because amber an Jillian broke up with him. Jacob and Monica are the perfect match.
Nick: look its Monica and Jacob
Steve: oh yea
by NICKPRO February 7, 2022
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Jacob

Person 1: Yo what's up?
Jacob: I'm a Jacob.
by razlze April 18, 2022
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Jacob Cleansing

When an individual enters a group chat after long periods of inactivity to correct others on their factual and grammatical input.
"Oh, look who's finally typing... Prepare yourselves for a Jacob Cleansing boys."
by ALEXISISISISISIS July 9, 2018
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Dirty Jacob

When you take a shit and you’re running low on toilet paper, so you have to reuse the same piece by folding it over multiple times
Person one: Damn, there was fuck all toilet paper in there!

Person two: Sorry dude! Did you have to do a dirty Jacob?

Person one: yeah, I folded that thing reeeal good.
by Whomstst October 8, 2022
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