Retardablonde

The weird blond/colory mix thats left after semi-permanent wash off and you're too lazy to re-dye it.

My blue streaks washed out so now everyone keeps on asking me about the retardablonde.

Retardablonde by technicolor August 20, 2009

the retards at guitar.com 

this first article here just pisses me right off. The fact that he says jimmy page sucks makes me wonder: has this fuckin retarded hater ever picked up a guitar? before you start bashing these bands, and they are influential bands, please id like to hear some of your crazy guitar playing skills. Kurt Cobain knew he wasnt an great guitar player, he didnt strive to be one, but his are anything but meaningless. and jimi hendrix. he was an extrordinary guitarist. Radiohead is awesome, the thing im trying to figure out is, how it is you think jimmy page sucks, yet you love radiohead, according to your standards, your favourite band should be a superpowered one consisting of victor wooten, neil peart, joe satriani, yngwie malmsteen, and jack black, who is an amzing singer despite his choice of material. All in all, if your gonna criticise these bands the way you have, id like to see your amazing band in concert sometime at red rocks. Id also like to point out that avril lavigne is not punk and never was, for any of those confused, shes can sing, ill give her that. As for Atreyu, to me, if every single word is screamed and completely unintelligible, thats not singing, and the drummer does not make up for it with his few understandable words. My Chemical Romance has gone completely mainstream and i cant distinguish between the singer and the bride in that music video. Thats all i have to say.

the retards at guitar.com dont exist, but there is one retard who made this thread

the retards at guitar.com by bassman793 May 17, 2006

Retardish 

A language created for the people of less intellegence. A mixture of words that only makes sense to the dense or dumb. This is translated by the select few. M. Sullivan created this language.

"RETARDISH" is a very simple language, if you over think it or try to make sense of it then it will never seem clear.

What the hell is he talking about, I don't know he's just talking retardish.

example: he keeps can garrett slap ass and thats my name

Translates to be

Chuck called Garrett Slapass and that is Mike's nickname for the fanasty league, so Mike protested and wanted Chuck to stop calling Garret the nickname designated for him.

Retardish by Garrett L Hoffman September 14, 2007

Buenos Retardes 

Formal way to greet a mentally challenged person in spanish.

Buenos retardes! Como estas?

Buenos Retardes by JonkoXL October 14, 2017

Sugar Retarded 

A slur for a person who is diabetic or has abnormally high blood sugar.

What are you, sugar retarded or something? Always trying to overdose on those syringes of incline.

Sugar Retarded by T H O T P O L I C E October 2, 2018

Horseshoe retardation 

When you're so retarded it becomes based

Person 1: ''If it was WWII right now, and the US would be fighting against Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan, you would support the latter two?''
Twitter user: ''Since I oppose the US, yes.''
Person 2: ''Wow, you have horseshoe retardation,''

Horseshoe retardation by Resterez May 29, 2021

Retarnet

Basically when you go on the internet for a long time, you turn into a fucking idiot. Called a Retarnet. An (internet Retard)

Innocent: Hey what is this thing called 9gag? On the internet? Lemme checkit out
(2 month later)
(I tickle my pickle and anal Unicorns!!) Retarnet

Retarnet by Yacker's Popular Words January 31, 2014