national Durf day

A holiday celebrated on november 10th for mormons who “denim surf” to not have premarital sex

“did you know it’s national durf day?”
“i’ll have to get it on with my mormon girlfriend tonight “

by durfqueen October 6, 2021

National illegal day

On February 30, you can do everything that's illegal now, but everything legal at that day is illegal.

Fred: It's National illegal day today, imma kill the one who stole my pen drive yesterday
John: But it's me...
Fred:
John: uh oh

by ItzKarrotz October 13, 2021

national dramen day

a day dedicated to the amazing life of dramen the hottest person on earth❌🧢

boy: happy national dramen dayyy!
girls: thank u dramen u too❤️

by mansaf god October 16, 2021

National Mohammad Day

On November 8th it’s National Mohammad day. On national Mohammad day you have to give money to anyone you know named Mohammad. But you don’t have to if your name is Mohammad

“It’s national Mohammad Day? Here’s $10 Mohammad”

by Not Mohammad October 28, 2021

National Saggy day

Give your friend sage a dollar day🙂

“hey sage it’s national saggy day wanna dollar??”

by C____ie October 31, 2021

national hehe day

Go up to someone and say hehe and if they dont say it back slap them.

girl: hehe

boy: what
girl: slaps boy
boy: oww wtf
girl: its national hehe day stupid

by malia.com November 1, 2021

National Shitass Day

November 15th. After Shitass, the funny man from Minecraft.

national shitass day
this thing is a whole entire joke please dont cancel me
"hey shitass, wanna see me speedbridge?"

by pisspoopoo November 1, 2021