March 8th

March 8th is national leave Shadow on read day. They say if you partake that you are very rude.

On march 8th shadow was left on read.

by Shxdow March 8, 2021

No Mascara March

You can not put mascara for the whole month of march

Girl 1: OMG can't wait for the party tonight, I'm going to put on ALL my makeup

Girl 2: Sure but you can't use Mascara

Girl 1: WHY!

Girl 2: Because it's NO MASCARA MARCH BITCH!!!!!

by No Mascara March November 5, 2019

No nut march

march towards no nut
originated from the floor gang's creator

"haha big booba pixar auntie aha"
-silence wench, its no nut march

by siwnhs March 12, 2021

March 13

Assistant day

March 13
A girl with the letters A,R,K and N in their names have to be assistant to a boy with the letters J,K and N in their names

Boy: Is it march 13
Girl: yes
Boy: you know what that means

Girl: No!
Boy: you’re my assistant for the whole day! Whoo!!!

by Chasing8figures March 12, 2023

March 21

National Favorite Hoodies Day
You wear a hoodie on this day.

Today is "National Favorite Hoodie Day"; wear your favorite hoodie. Its on March 21.

by Hans karl March 20, 2023

March

Smell sooo bad, often referred to as smelling of poo

Ew is that girl born in march she stinks

by Reonald March 23, 2022

March 7th

You shall send a dick pic to your homie without question. If not, your weiner shall be stolen by glorpinjeff, master of pickle tickling, in the middle of the night

Me: Hey dude lemme see that weiner!
You: Oh ya! I forgot. It’s March 7th! Here you go!

by Dietdrbepper March 7, 2023