March 2

National Steal Your Crushes Clothing Day.
You can steal their sweatshirt or any article of clothing.

Margaret: Omg it’s March 2. I’m steal Charlie’s sweatshirt and he can’t say no

by NeverWrittenADefinitionBefore March 1, 2022

march 25th

national act like a rat day.

dude why are you running around eating trash?
its march 25th!
oh!! okay!!!!!!

by Unicornyassss March 19, 2020

Nazi March

The Nazi March also know as walking toe touch (franatien walk/toy soldiers) is a cardiovasculer excercise where one would walk in a straight line, raising one leg at a time keeping it straight and touching it with the opposite hand while tightening the abs, repeating this process.

"Mr. Brown says we're doing cardio today, so we're gonna be doing the Nazi March"

"Man, I hate the Nazi March!"

by InSaNiTy4eVeR November 29, 2020

March 19th

National eat all of your friend's food day.

Friend: Why are you eating my food?
You: Because it's March 19th!
Friend: What do you mean?
You: It's national eat all of your friends food day, duh!

by gorgeousglam March 18, 2025

march 15th

shit on Ariana day

“todays march 15th maybe we should talk about Ariana”

by shdindnxjsjsj March 15, 2023

Wanker Marching

Wanker Marching is when you march but your moving your right arm with right leg and left leg with your left arm. this activity is well known with Army Cadets.

"Look at those army cadets they are Wanker Marching!"

by 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 October 18, 2022

March 9

Give your bf/gf/lover a hickey on March 9 or else you don't actually love them and you have to break up with them

march 9

by IfellinlovewithaEmogurl860 March 8, 2022