mike

the majik man ! i fucking love that bitch !! all hail camel man

" mikes so fucking sexy "
" REAAALL hes so autism sexy hot man "

by majicmikeREAL November 20, 2022

MIKE-O’ing

(verb)
To kindly choose to wait for an activity, until your bro has completed the same activity first.

Hey man, can’t you see that I am MIKE-O’ing?!? I will drink my protein shake when your done...

by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns October 1, 2019

Mike

Some dirty, soyboy, neckbeard simp who ran amok on Fanpop.

Nobody likes a Mike.

by kurō kōdōra April 24, 2023

Mike Veytia

a chivalrist chauvinist of sorts, a sex crazed maniac who often smells of pussy and is only after one thing.....at a time.

That guys a Mike Veytia and I should let him bang my girlfriend

by Wordonthestreets April 26, 2023

Cuckhold Mike

A person who is never in the wrong. He rejects any kind of help and sees it as threatening, and then lashes out. The only emotion he shows is to say that it is not his fault because...Masks his own insecurities in calling other people sensitive.

Dude, Cuckhold Mike stripped out four screws today and said it wasn't his fault because the Earth's axis was in movement.

by Eastcoastslide July 16, 2025

Mike

The name "Mike" is given to people that are simply gay, full out, fucking men and enjoying it, gay.

Hey my name is "Mike" and I take dick in my ass in my free time. Yes I enjoy it!

by Maxfort.23 March 5, 2022

Chinese Mike

A Mexican friend of Danny Brown.

Got a Mexican homie named Chinese Mike.

by killgvr January 17, 2024