Mary Jenkins

gum that got left under your desk but somehow has traces of many known std's

ah shit there's a Mary Jenkins under my desk

by Dankerson.dunlop December 5, 2018

Mary Poppins

A verb for doing something practically perfect in every way.

Past Tense: Damn homie, she just Mary Poppinsed that sh*t.
Present Participle: Give me a sec, I am Mary Poppinsing this sh*t real quick.
Future Tense: You got this homie, go Mary Poppins that sh*t.

by halcyon.dazed March 16, 2023

Do you pray to Saint Mary Nicholas

A lowkey way to ask someone if they smoke where the people who smoke, get it. and those who dont are just confused

Example 1:

Kid 1: Do you pray to Saint Mary Nicholas ?

Kid 2: Yeahhh, wanna hit my pen?

Example 2:

Kid 1: Do you pray to Saint Mary Nicholas

Kid 3: Huh? Who?

by Luvrophie September 29, 2022

lydia marie miller girl

loves my pussy lots and she also can be one. doesn't shut the fuck up about avatar, is sexy af, she will bite you and give you sleep paralysis. she is silly and unique and often has a bad knee. she is on the spectrum but she is good at being autistic. lydia is one of a kind and she is such a rascal

i need to find a vampire, i need lydia marie miller girl

by cummygummy November 26, 2022

cayden marie bower

cayden marie bower is so slay and yass and pussy she is the #goat yasssssss period ahhhhhhhhhhhh

me: yall know cayden marie bower?
some flop: no girll whos that?
me: some girlie whos better than jewjew macaca!

by slayayyyy October 12, 2022

dirty Lidl Marie

The art of using both ends of a dildo while giving your partner a hug.

Gazz: I really wanted cuddles last night but she didnt. It’s okay in the end she gave me a Dirty Lidl Marie

by Marinebw69 July 20, 2023

mary

there’s no words to describe mary. she is everything i could ask for in a person. she makes me feel like i’m important. she makes me happy. she’s absolutely beautiful. i’ve fallen in love with her. with her eyes, her hair, her face, everything about her. mary loves to make fun of me. i don’t mind though. she has a white cat. she probably loves her cat more than me. no matter what she does i won’t ever stop loving mary. she’s my whole world. she likes listening to bts. she also likes to eat. she drew me on her leg in eyeliner once. mary means everything to me. i think of her when i wake up. i think of her when i go to sleep. i think of her when i should be paying attention in math class. i think of her when i’m eating dinner. i would do anything for her. i’ve only known her for a month and shes already changed my life. mary, if you’re reading this just know i love you so much

who’s that person over there?
oh, that’s my girlfriend mary

by ♡bella ♡ April 10, 2021