March 4th

National kiss a girl day kiss any girl you want

March 4th is national kiss a girl day can I kiss you

by Intotheunkown.. March 3, 2022

March Slap Ass

this month is march and is the third month of the year and because the word ass this month will be honor slapping asses this will be one of the few months the you can slap your friends , girls ass you just need to say march slap ass (this is not gay ) so for this whole month you can slap anyone ass

me:one day I slapped a girls ass she got mad but i told her the it was march slap ass

by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020

March 11

A birthday for a piece of shit

Ayo my friend annabeth has her birthday on March 11 let's make it her worst

by What march 11 aka my birthday January 23, 2022

March 8th

March 8th is the day where most people with brain damage are born.

She is born on March 8th must have brain damage

by March8thRetards May 11, 2023

9th of march

When the best bassist and funniest person was born, also known as my bsf.

HAVE A GOOD DAY SWEETIE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KQ, ITS THE 9TH OF MARCH!!!!!

by n1nonly11 November 9, 2025

march 26

spencers birthday
yay woohoo berfday\

spencer: march 26!!!!!!!
some random mf: what?
spencer: its my birthday numbnuts
some random mf: ok

by a famous austrian painter March 26, 2022

March 30th

You were born on the same day as Van Gogh, there are two options: you are either an innate artist or a chronic depressed person. And if March is crazy, you are 90% crazy.
In any case, you are an irresistible person of trust, courage, sincerity and vulnerability.
But you are also stubborn, obstinate, not very idealistic, irritable, always convinced of his ideas, restless, not very attentive to your body. Now I see if they are all defects or strengths, but take an examination of conscience.

OMG But it's you, then you exist? I don't believe it, you were born on March 30th, just like, Warren Beatty, Vincent Van Gogh, Francisco Josè Goya.

by seph3003 November 22, 2021