finger her january

In parody of "No-Nut November" and "Destroy Dick December", finger her January is an event starting on the first of January, in which you finger as much as you can, during this time all bro bonds are here by canceled and it is allowed to finger a friend's mom.

"i can't wait for the year to start"- your mom
"i love finger her January" -your mom

by MR.NUTGUY November 23, 2018

January 30th

Buy the girl you talk to whatever she wants day

"Baby, can you pay for my shein purchase?"
"Of course my love, it's January 30th"

by Anonymus_229 January 30, 2025

January 1st

January 1st is BFDI day. BFDI's anniversary. You must watch every BFDI video on the Jacknjellify channel and change your profile picture on every social media to a BFDI character for that whole day.

Hey dude! It's January 1st!
January 1st? I guess I have to change my profile picture and begin watching!

by Berrino November 24, 2023

The legend of 26th of january

On the 26th of January, if you are awake for longer than 12 hours, you turn into a carrot and can never be turned back.

The legend of 26th of January is an urban legend, dating back to 16th century england

by urbandlegends1234 January 25, 2025

January 17th

National Bully Maddys Day. When everyone gets together and hates on people with the name Maddy or nickname Maddy.

Person 1: Do you know what day it is?
Person 2: January 17th where we can be mean to people with the name Maddy.
Person 1: I should probably worn Maddy then make fun of her. Lol.

by Watcher of knowledge January 16, 2022

January 29th

international fuck gamecube guy day

a day that we pick on guys who have anything to do with the Nintendo GameCube that is clearly bigger than the usual

being owning one and refusing to use the Wii for the same purpose, knowing a lot of stuff about it, loving the controller

damn gamecube guy sucks, because it's January 29th

by PieNutt January 30, 2022

January 29

Give your closests friends a meaningful paragraph

January 29- I love you bish…

by adotta January 29, 2022