Tree

A word used to describe something good, nice, sexy, goodlooking, cute.
Similar to the word 'peng'.
Most commonly used by the mandem in west yorkshire.

Person 1: you see that boy over there?
Person 2: yeah, he's looking sooo tree innit.
Person 1: he's the most tree lad I've seen ima go get his snap g.

by BigBattyBrian November 6, 2019

Decorating my Christmas Tree

A cheap excuse to use during the holiday season for not hanging out with friends.

Tye: Hey why were you not at the b-ball court.
Damien: Oh I was decorating my Christmas Tree.
Tye: Dude What the fuck that's a lame excuse!

by Santadude69 December 10, 2013

Des!duous Tree

A song by rappers: Lil skarr and Lil Fire that consists of:
1. “Ughhhhhhhh!”
2. *Insert flute sound effects here*
3. “DINOSAAAUUUUUUUURRRRRRRER!!”
4. “Raawwwwrrrrr hehahaheee”
5. Amazing word choice and lyrical talent
6. That one word that isn’t offensive at all but might make your mom mad at you

7. “Wanna watch The Grinch and eat some butters—ahhhhhaaarrraaaaawwwwrrrrr”

Des!duous Tree is included in the album “It’s Okay to Make Bad Music”

“Des!duous Tree is my favorite song by Lil skarr and Lil Fire”

by RED HORNS RECORDS January 31, 2025

Tree

One of the big things growing out of the ground, ya nut

What's a tree?

How the hell do you not know?

by Ya Nut August 14, 2019

Tapping the Maple Tree

Taking a Canadian's virginity

"Hey, Maggie. I heard you are going on a date with Thomas."
"Yeah, Theresa, I will be tapping the maple tree tonight."

by Toastyboy May 13, 2018

scandanavian christmas tree

the art of putting pine needles in your girls anus before you eat the booty to mask the smell

"yall better give that bitch a scandanavian christmas tree before you go sticking your face up in there"

by bigollkanus February 1, 2017

Palm tree

When the person is shady. When you shady as fuck we call you a palm tree.

Phil: why aren’t you kickin it with me anymore
Me: cause you a fucking palm tree bro!

by HeatherBear3217 November 24, 2020