testicles powered by machine guns

testicles that are powered by machine guns!

his testicles were so fucking strong that they could be powered by machine guns
testicles powered by machine guns are awesome!

by Tower0fdreams January 19, 2025

Top gun sam

Top gun sam is the kind of guy who'll be famous in like 10 years. pulls everyone and their cousin, and is probably one of the coolest dudes you'll ever meet. he gives great advise but seems a little bit sad under the surface. and he has a MASSIVE HORSE COCK

"why do i feel so horny? oh, it must be top gun sam"

by pissgargler07 December 16, 2022

Tommy Gunning

Shotgunning a can of Spaghettios as you would a can of beer

Derrick is bulking this week so he’s Tommy Gunning 3 cans a day. That’s like 1200 calories!

by ItalianTrash September 9, 2021

Machine Gun Kelly

When a woman farts sitting down, but it comes up and out the pussy lips

I was on lunch break and let loose a Machine Gun Kelly loose and everyone head it

by Urban dic daddy March 20, 2023

chisled cum gun

Slang word for rock hard penis

That girl at the bars hot, I'm gonna take her back to my place and give her my "chisled cum gun"

by Koolcat55 May 17, 2019

fun gun

An unnecessarily owned gun.

There should be no fun guns.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Machine Gun

When an individual calls dibs on being the driver.

I got a machine gun!

by stagecoaches are lame January 19, 2023