beat my meat on the toilet seat

When you beat your meat on the toilet seat. Exactly what it says

Beat my meat on the toilet seat, Doo da Doo da. Hands got tired so I used my feet, Doo da Doo da. I skeet skeet on the toilet seat, all the Doo da day

by The boonigan man September 16, 2017

national beat keely up day

national beat keely up is everyday

hey what day is it

national beat keely up day!

by Janis Smith January 29, 2021

Dance to the beat of a backing up truck

questionable taste.

His taste in music is so bad he would dance to the beat of a backing up truck.

I'm not sure I trust you judgment. You dance to the beat of a backing up truck.

by whydoineedapseudonym? March 29, 2014

Beat em n eat em

Beat Em N Eat Em was just Philly Flasher remade. See: Philly Flasher

Eww! The characters in Beat Em N Eat Em are eating sperm!

by Alexi August 8, 2003

beat the shit out of some hobos

Beating the shit out of some hobos

“Fuck, I hate my shitty life. I’m gonna go beat the shit out of some hobos”

by MaggotBrain420 September 28, 2020

National beat up midgets day

On may 27 it’s national beat up midgets day

Beat up anyone under 5 foot and to beat someone up u have to be 5,4 or taller get ready for national beat up midgets day

by Dabbydeb September 26, 2020

Beat Up A Chespin Day

July 28th is beat up a Chespin from the Pokemon series. You beat up a Chespin because there dick heads.

I beat up a Chespin because it was Beat Up A Chespin Day.

by Chespin Hater July 28, 2020