Ukrainian Finger Wanking

Ukrainian Sport involves jerking fingers in a circular motion to make the other finger yield.
I love being the submissive one in Ukrainian Finger Wanking
by Ephraim June 07, 2025
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Wee wank

There was a wee wank in the school closkroom
by Docksee March 02, 2023
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think tank wank

when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head

commonly performed when internet access is poor
my phone ran out of charge and i lost my charger so i had to have a think tank wank instead.
by Toe_Cutter October 29, 2023
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Climate Wanking

When politicians or the elite complain about climate change and how the world is coming to an end, and essentially use it to get votes from people who care or as a crutch for NOT talking about actual problems the world faces.
Keith: Dude, I have been so busy, I have not read anything about the latest G20 Summit, have you been following?

Mike: Ya, it is the same Climate Wanking all the time. I wish they would talk about China running the world economy, or how to get people back to work.

Keith: Ugh, Climate Wanking, such a waste of time. No wonder everyone hates these politicians and condescending celebrities. Talk about real world stuff, bruh.
by Mike109999 November 02, 2021
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Anne Wank

The act of masturbating while hiding from police searching your house for you.
What are your weekend plans Harry?
“Just going to swat myself and have a Anne Wank”
by Masturbator No.1 May 29, 2025
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Gypsy wank

Oh I love it at haven; can't beat a gypsy wank!
by Lanky cass July 12, 2017
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Bloody wanks!

The term 'Bloody wanks' is slang for 'Bloody wanker'

It is used in the same way, but gives it a bit more unique than the normal word.
Sullivan: "I dont really like you..."

Michal: Well I dont like you either you bloody wanks!"
by mikkel the great May 28, 2011
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