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Donald

Donald is a very disturbed old man. He likes to ruin family relationships and events because he emotionally abuses your grandma and brain washes her. Your grandma will feel pressured to bring him to every family event uninvited. He will drink all your wine and the night goes downhill from there (be careful he’s a light weight) he might do a reach around or talk In tongues at the thanksgiving prayer. This is only the beginning… don’t be surprised if there’s a hidden camera installed in the basement or bathroom he might ask if you need help scrubbing your back. And the night time will end with him trying to turn your grandma against your whole family and he will eat all your food. He will leave with a sweet fart and burp on the ring camera and not one thank you. And the list goes on…
If you ever meet a Donald give him the nickname dildo and hide your wife and kids make sure to call 911 right away.
by ShesAmonster1 July 19, 2024
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Donald John Trump

The 45th and 47th President of The United States. Best president since Reagan and will make America Great again. Sworn in on Jan 20. 2017 when no one thought he could win the 2016 election against Hilary Clinton but he did. He later lost in 2020 to (currently) the worst president of the U.S Joe Biden. He then later made a historic come back in 2024 against Crooked Joe's VP Kamala Harris. He was sworn in along with his VP J.D Vance on Jan.20 2025 leading a Republican controlled House and Senate. He will leave office on Jan.20 2029. He plans to end the war in Ukraine and Gaza, plans to deport illegal immigrants (NOT LEGAL IMMIGRANTS), plans to take away trans rights (👍 ), hits the YMCA dance, and much more!! Enjoy your cheap gas and grocery's everyone and have a great day! Oh, and btw he will make you orange.
Mr Trump get down!!! -Some random ahh Secret Service guy on July 13, 2024.

Donald John Trump just mad a big ahh comeback on Nov.5
by Poli-dicks January 16, 2025
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Donald trump X Elon yuri

Thom: What was Jesus preaching again?
Kent: Donald trump X elon yuri
by SamWhich87 June 27, 2025
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Full Donald

Acting in an insane and crazy way, rambling incoherently and lashing out over anything that is said to you.
Oh dear lord, looks like Karen has gone full Donald on the store manager again.
by OmarHarsh September 30, 2019
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Donald Trump

Current President of the United States (2025), destroyer of economies and purveyor of cheese puff skin
"Did you see the news on Donald Trump and his tariffs?"
"Yeah man my stocks are down like 3000%."
by csh_0120 September 26, 2025
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Donaldism

Me: "Hey do you believe in donaldism"
Friend: "No what's that?"
Me: "It is a belief that Aaron Donald is a god amongst men"
Friend: "No I never new that donaldism sounds amazing"
by Donaldism JJ February 13, 2022
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Donald

Bummy and dirty asshole and smells like shit and demar.he plays the game all day and is a bum too
You are a donald
by Taylor fatzzz May 26, 2019
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