My Name is Craig Tucker

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.

Jon & Garfield: "hi there who r u"
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."

by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

Starbucks name

A completely normal name that the barista spells wrong for no reason. And not just a simple mistake, a spelling that's not even CLOSE to your name.

Barista: Hi welcome to Starbucks. Name?
George: George

A few minutes later...
Barista: An espresso for George?
*Label says "Joarjj"*

Starbucks name

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 2, 2025

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla's Legal Change Of Name Oder Is Jullisa Alastor Estrada Bonilla

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla's Legal Change Of Name Oder Is Jullisa Alastor Estrada Bonilla

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla's Legal Change Of Name Oder Is Jullisa Alastor Estrada Bonilla

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

names on Urban Dictionary

wtf the fact that ppl write names on urban dictionary and make them names feel like a literal ruler of the universe is so bad I don't even know how they are allowed, probably narcissism at its worst I think
also they write pointless paragraph(s) containing 5,000 words just to prove that the person having the name is a superior being. what's wrong with you people?

A: Bro look at this definition of Sally!
B: wtf people do that on urban dictionaryy LITERALLY WRITING PPL'S PERSONALITY BASED ON THEIR NAMES ON URBAN DICTIONARY? what a weirdo
A: IM SALLY AND I CAN CONFIRM IM THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD! I AM BEAUTIFUL, SUPERIOR, THE BEST, STUNNING AND AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!! THE BEST AT THIS POINT! SHUTU UP

by AnyaForger May 9, 2022

MY NAME IS 1 EGGS

I MADE THE BREAKFAST
IT WAS DIFFICULT TO PUT THE MEAL TOGETHER
BUT UNFORTUNATELY SOMETHING WENT SO WRONG
AND NOW I CANT DO ANYTHING BUT SING THIS STUPID SONG

MY NAME IS 1 EGGS 1 EGGS 1 eggs 1 eggs 1 eggs

by aviation lover 123 August 27, 2025

cant say her name😣

y’all gon hate this girl more than von hates 63rd

cant say her name😣 is a female that most people cannot stand. we hate her more than von hate 63rd

by cantstandanyofyalltbh October 1, 2023