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swear to my days

A dramatic, semi-ironic oath meaning “I swear this is true on my entire lived experience,” often used when someone wants extra credibility but knows they’re being a little theatrical about it. Stronger than “I swear to God,” softer than selling your soul. Common in arguments, storytelling, or moments when disbelief is imminent.

Carries a vibe of I have suffered, I have witnessed, and I’m not lying.

Often delivered with intensity, eye contact, or a pause for empha
“Swear to my days, that Wi-Fi was working five minutes ago.”

“Swear to my days I did not touch your food.”

“Bro, swear to my days this code compiled yesterday.”
by tiredofswearingtodays December 24, 2025
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National Sex Day

The day where everyone that has over 1,000 karma on reddit disappears.
Normal Human Being: "Hey in 5 seconds it's gonna be National Sex Day!"

Reddit mod: "Well tha-"
by Someguyusingurbandictionary December 26, 2025
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Dai Tung Fu

Refers to a Chinese restaurant located in New York City; abbreviated as DTF
"Hey dude, wanna go to the city this weekend and go DTF (Dai Tung Fu)?"
by xylosaur December 28, 2025
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International Chest Day

Hey Nash, “Do you know what today is?”

“What January 1st?”
“It’s international chest day.”
by Lu sasllll January 1, 2026
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What do you know, its National Give Your Girl A Hoodie Day. Don’t forget to give it to her!
Girl:Hey you know what day it is right?
Boy:Yeah. February 9th. Why?
Girl:So you forgot?
BoyHuh?
Girl:Its “National Give Your Girl A Hoodie Day
by NationalDayzz February 8, 2024
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Beat a furry for ten days

You can beat a furry on February 10th through February 20th
man 1: yo bro its Beat a furry for ten days
man 2: bro no way it is

man 1: let beat some furries
by yes<.> February 8, 2024
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national send tits day

On this day February 8th, send this to someone to have them show you their tits. This can be used to twice to the same person.
friend 1:,omg my crush just sent me titty pics.

friend 2: what how?
friend 1: it’s national send tits day.
by d@ddy frëak February 8, 2024
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