National Trombone Appreciation Day

OCTOBER 24TH
The day where we recognize all the trombone players in the world and congratulate them for being so freaking awesome all the time.

joe: walks up to trombone player
trombone player: hey man what’s up?
joe: *hugs trombone player* happy national trombone appreciation day man!!
trombone player: aww thanks man you’re the best

by westanahealthytromboner October 23, 2019

The Fur Day

Propaganda made by furries to notmalize fricking animals.

Furry:"Hey have you heard of The Fur Day? You have to do something I tell you!"
John: *Loads shotgun with religious intent*

by anonymous December 21, 2020

Hit a gay day

A day to hit a gay. Don’t be shy, give that gay friend a little punch. It’s a friendly day

“Happy hit a gay day dude!” Friend A
“Thanks man!” Gay friend B
*friend A slaps the shit out of Gay friend b*

by Soupisgae August 31, 2022

Ugly and Fat Friend Day

On the 27th of June, it is Fat and Ugly Friend day. Show some extra love to your fat and ugly friends.

“i love you bro”
“bro why u being so kind”
“it’s ugly and fat friend day dumbo!”

by Jejeieie June 26, 2023

National Violate Jojo Day

The date of November 13 shall be the day we’re jojo gets violated for trying to talk to underage girls

Boy 1- “Yo why is everyone ripping on jojo”
Boy 2- “Cause is National Violate Jojo Day”
Boy 3- “Good he tries talking to my 12 year old sister”

by Gotodafuckingwendys November 13, 2020

National Send Nudes Day

May 7, 2018 Send a nude to someone you trust or know it won’t be leaked. Happy Send Nudes day you horny people!

Hey it’s National Send Nudes Day

by honuraa June 3, 2018

National twerk day

National twerk day is 19th of October and you get a whole day to twerd on anyone and as many people as you like for 24hours

Jack:steph
Steph:yeah...

Jack:*starts twerking on steph*
Steph:OMG JACK WHAT ARE U DOING
jack:it's national twerk day

Basically u can twerk an anyone u want without a consequence

by Your_ugly October 7, 2020