by Kborg June 11, 2018

by DisneyNOW March 9, 2021

by makingbabies625 April 13, 2019

FUCK OFF. GENUINELY FUCK OFF.
MOTHERFUCKERS GENUINELY HAD TO MAKE A WHOLE ASS DAY JUST TO GRAB BOOBS. GO TO PORNHUB OR SOME SHIT AND MASTURBATE WITH YOUR 2 INCHER YOU LONELY ASS MOTHERFUCKING, FUCKING LOOK AT HENTAI OR SOME SHIT YOU FUCKING FETISH-RIDDEN DISGRACE. STOP SEXUALLY ASSAULTING RANDOM WOMEN ON THE STREETS, GO KYS.
MOTHERFUCKERS GENUINELY HAD TO MAKE A WHOLE ASS DAY JUST TO GRAB BOOBS. GO TO PORNHUB OR SOME SHIT AND MASTURBATE WITH YOUR 2 INCHER YOU LONELY ASS MOTHERFUCKING, FUCKING LOOK AT HENTAI OR SOME SHIT YOU FUCKING FETISH-RIDDEN DISGRACE. STOP SEXUALLY ASSAULTING RANDOM WOMEN ON THE STREETS, GO KYS.
Person/Boy 1: “omg it’s National Grab Boob Day!!1 let me go grab that random woman’s racks, she look like she’s got the whole ass bakery!! with that dumpy too!!1”
Person/Boy 2: *punches* “wtf dude that’s disgusting, you can’t just go sexually assault women”
Person/Boy 2: *punches* “wtf dude that’s disgusting, you can’t just go sexually assault women”
by turbowashere March 26, 2022

National Stairban A Furry Named Zirin Day is the day when you can stairban a furry that is named zirin.
"oh shit i just got stairbanned"
"haha it is National Stairban A Furry Named Zirin Day"
"I'm not named zirin and I'm not a furry"
"oh"
"haha it is National Stairban A Furry Named Zirin Day"
"I'm not named zirin and I'm not a furry"
"oh"
by \\\/\ October 26, 2020

by JuCo Graduate May 8, 2013

A holiday on July 20th, where it's not gay to have sex with your friend of the same sex. It also does not count as cheating if you are in a relationship, unless in a relationship with the same sex as your friend.
by Prestigious-Look-32 July 19, 2022
