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National eat ass day

by BIG PAPA CORN May 25, 2018
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Appreciate your Freakster Day

From the name itself, this day is to appreciate your Freakster and thank them for the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 times. For context, a Freakster is the one and only person who can match YOUR freak. Every freak is unique; we can't just come across our destined freakster easily. So, we must appreciate those on the same wavelength as us <3. AYF is on December 1st, the day after NNN (No Nut November), so people far and wide can get their 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 on with their freakster.
You: Happy Appreciate your Freakster Day, Freakster!!
Freakster: OMG!!! Happy AYF day too, Freakyyy!!! Should we get our 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 on?
You: Duh!!!
by jillypuffwpheebs November 19, 2024
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National Yug Day

This day is used to celebrate Yug Patel and his amazing movement Yug Lives Matter. This inspirational day is to commemorate his fight for rights for all yug’s across the world. 15th of May is the day of reckoning across the globe and the rule of the yug tribe
Are you celebrating National Yug Day today?
by The Priest of Yug May 8, 2022
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national send dickpic day

13th april send dickpic day
molly: hey, you know what day it is?
nathan: no, what is it?
molly: it's national send dickpic day
by susan crossly April 12, 2022
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national grab boobs day

National Grab boob day is when you grab your girlfriend's tits and squeeze it. National Grab Boob day is on December 12th along with National Grab Ass
hey sarah it’s national grab boobs day can i grab your boobs “go ahead”
by bobby kills December 12, 2021
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Goodbye Sober Day

Your lips say one thing

but the drugs say another

how can I massage

this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post

Hang me up and drain me dry

Mend my shipwrecked spirit

Lift the veil from my eyes
Goodbye sober day

The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians

Of the future
And I still pity you

Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day

Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle

May your sea burn like tar

May your sky be rolled up like a scroll

May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say

If you went up in smoke?

If I dug you up

and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day
by Gothic Miscreant October 16, 2023
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Sam Day

a sexy masculine man (often zesty) who never leaves his girlfriend’s side
by natestavely May 6, 2024
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