dirty swamp

a word that’s commonly used when a green ogre sneaks through the window into your bedroom to fuck ya asshole, cum into it and then dip it’s HUGE green willy into your tight ass, leaving their dick just as dirty as their swamp;);)

alex: i heard something really loud in your bedroom last night! what was it?

amelia: oh, that was shrek stretching out my asshole & giving me a dirty swamp!

alex: oh lucky, ya dirty hoe!

by ilikesmoltoes January 29, 2018

Dirty Nikolaus

When a man come in his mom an then slurf his sperma out with an straw on dried elephant penis while feeding his Ginger cat

Last Night I cought my brother doing a dirty Nikolaus!

by Kiki and en February 23, 2025

Dirty Darnell

The act of pinning your brother down with your teeth and masturbate on his hairy hole

I woke up to a dirty Darnell this morning

by Vacumeuser42069 April 3, 2025

dirty fuckweiner

When ya have one toe up ya mums sausage dogs ass while licking ya mums toes and giving her dirty Sanchez at the same time

Oh I have a dirty fuckweiner last night

by Fuckweiner January 11, 2024

dirty deckert

The man who gets fucked up every day of the week and lays the pipe on 99.73% of girls that crosses his path.

Dirty deckert is fucking a lot lizard in Logan’s shop again

by Scruffy boi September 20, 2020

Dirty Bethany

When a woman collects and inserts spiders into her vagina, covers her breasts in cat vomit and sacrifices a bird to her demonic god all as a ritual to find a partner for a dirty Joshua.

"Dirty Bethany" is when...
Joshua - "Ah fuck what's that smell?!"
Bethany - "Ah right, I left that dead bird on the alter. I was halfway through a Dirty Bethany last night when the spiders started to escape."

by AceOfSpadesUnknown February 16, 2024

Dirty chickens

A dirty chicken is where a chicken eats your hair off and decides to stick it in your Fanny or the tip of your penis

Person:what happened to your hair and why is your Fanny so ichy

Person 2:I had a dirty chicken they ate my hair a shoved it in my fanny :(
And thats a Dirty chickens

by Chicken man 2211 September 26, 2020