shut yo bum ass up

when u havin a bad day and some random person is talking to u abt random shit u don't even give two kharas abt

person 1 :hey did you know that jason and troy were making out today
person 2: shut yo bum ass up

by sniffxy August 26, 2023

Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.

Emily: class, did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!

by Emily's Chode Species 101 May 1, 2025

the ups

This means "from the beginning".

I liked Drake from the ups
aka. I've liked Drake since the beginning

by okidkwhattoputhere May 30, 2018

Jitted Up

1) to be in a state of elation

2) to have done something cool or have the quality of coolness

1) bro This ice cream is so good im jitted up rn
2) nah fuck them lames I’m too jitted up for em

by LedgeLord August 21, 2022

Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

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Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 5, 2025

Fucked up about it

Feeling hurt, regret, and sadness about a situation.

After that argument we had your vibe towards me changed. It was like losing a good friend. I was FUCKED UP about it

by Thanos88 April 11, 2025

Clean up in aisle 1

Accident in the pants. To dedicate in ones pants

Need a clean up in aisle 1. Ive shit my pants

by Pushed a little too hard December 3, 2018