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William “Harold” Johnson

aka "involuntarily celibate", a man (usually male) who has a horrible personality and treats women like sexual objects and thinks his lack of a sex life comes from being "ugly" when its really just his blatant sexism and terrible attitude. incels have little to no self awareness; even when they see other "ugly" men with girlfriends, he considers these men to be tricksters who have somehow beat the system and can get women despite being cursed with unattractiveness (in other words, theyre respectful to women and women are attracted to their personalities, but cant comprehend such a phenomenon). “Harold” believes that women owe him sex, and many of the more extreme “Harolds” like to spend time in incel communities on the internet coming up with ways to make women have sex with them (often involving genocide of people of color, genocide of "Chads" (men who have sex), taking rights away from women, raping them, having sex with women's dead bodies, and other horrid, disgusting things. He cant understand that that is PRECISELY why women want nothing to do with him).
This WilliamHaroldJohnson is a real cuck.
by H.R. Wells. July 9, 2018
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William

Simply put, a fool. William is an overly flamboyant but actually possessing a superfluous mind. “William! Get your head out of that beehive!” -Abraham Lincoln to his dear friend, William.
“Don’t be a William.” “Did you just make my name into an adjective? And a derogatory one at that!”
by William The Flamboyant November 23, 2021
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P__.William

Someone you follow on Instagram if you have a big penis
by Shifter_isaac April 16, 2025
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tytus williams

someone jojo wants to not give a rusty trombone to (lie)
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William Llewellyn

A nice, sexy man with a larger than ass cock.
You are a William Llewellyn. Much bigger than a James Morris
by Not William Llewellyn November 22, 2021
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william cook

A cute guy that’s super friendly and sweet to everybody. He’s really, tall smart and athlectic. Most guys with this names tend to be athletes, usually football players
by avocados May 16, 2019
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Dirty William

When a guy cums in your mouth after vigorously completing oral then eating your pussey and having an hour long makeout session
Guy 1: Last night we had such a dirty William

Guy 2: Did you lick in there really good?
by Shlong licker December 5, 2020
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