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Clown Shoes

Willing to do a suggested activity. Derived from "Down like a clown". It is understood that the shoes are the lowest point on a clown.
(Would you like to go get a 40?) Response: "I'm down like clown shoes"
by Cardiac Cat September 10, 2009
mugGet the Clown Shoesmug.

Blasted clown

a blasted clown is a filthy dirty dumb ass fucking shit clown that really tries your patience at the very precise moment when you are having the worst day of your entire fucking life and things couldn't possibly get any worse until this dumb ass shit clown motherfucker came along. They just seem to come out of the woodworks at you when you are having a particularly miserable day and they just wanna make your life worse.
Whenever I have road rage it is usually because some dumb blasted clown got in front of me and I start shouting “Move you clown! Move you FUCKING clown!! Move you goddamn blasted clown!!! Move!, move!!, move!!!, move!!!!, move!!!!!, move!!!!!!, MOOOOOVVVVVVVVE!!!!!
by Bill Beef July 8, 2025
mugGet the Blasted clownmug.

clown frown

A face opiate users are known to make when nodding out. The face sags and droops and producing a frown.
His methadone dose is so high that he is sitting there with his eyes closed making a clown frown.
by Kysguy January 29, 2023
mugGet the clown frownmug.

Punching my clown

A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.
Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.

Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.
by Call me Dragon August 19, 2011
mugGet the Punching my clownmug.

Clown

Mahah
Mahah is a clown for not leaving a guy who hasn’t replied to her in three days xoxo
by Dontworrybloody May 11, 2020
mugGet the Clownmug.

Clown

Lee Soo Man
he is the biggest clown you've ever had a chance to witness
you just can't spell "clown" without lee soo man in it
by yupyeolie August 20, 2019
mugGet the Clownmug.

clown

the dumbest bitches you will meet
brad- she let me clap
brooke- that’s so clown of you
by big fucking thot June 14, 2019
mugGet the clownmug.

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