texas rope swing

When you are swinging on a rope swing and it gives you rope burn in your vagina

Brittney: why do you keep grabbing your crotch

Jessica: I gave myself a Texas rope swing

by Big daddy ducanator November 20, 2016

goodnight texas

An amazing indie folk band

Dude goodnight Texas slaps fr

by The mandarin January 16, 2022

Texas

A state where everyone else in the US thinks is full of cowboys but is actually full of femboys, Asians, rednecks, Mexicans, oil, Indians, and grass.

Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Texas
Person 1: howdy partna!
Person 2: God darn it, I’m going to have have one of these talks again.

by StormBread November 22, 2021

Texas Gripple

To be crushed in between someone's thighs while singing any sort of country song and twisting their nipple.

Carson- Hey Jane, do you wanna do a Texas Gripple?
Jane- Yes i would love to. but to what song?
Carson- Cotton Eye Joe.

by whirlwind4344 April 13, 2024

A texas tim

Grabbing your friends genitalia and wrapping it around your hand like a rope

Can we do a texas tim in the bed tonight.

by imaniggathatspeaksfacts September 16, 2025

Texas cannon

When you eat a 72 ounce steak! Than on the way home from Texas at a rest stop. You bend over "pull one off" (masturbate) and fire a 72 ounce shit at the wall!

Joeys a boss! He did a texas cannon, there is poo everywhere.

by Poomaster Kyle June 9, 2021

Texas Rattlesnake

Taking a curly dump in a urinal. The poo must curl back on itself to resemble a coil in one solid piece.

The special Ed kid keeps leaving us Texas Rattlesnakes in the bathroom. Nobody knows when he's doing it, but I think he's makin em at night.

by Quad45 January 14, 2025