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Spontaneous Retard Disorder

Spontaneous Retard Disorder or SRD affects 1 in 3 people, most being white woman. When faced in situations where they are in the wrong ,SRD symptoms have a 95% percent chance arising. The symptoms are equivalent to a 3 year old baby having tantrum. The symptoms include Intense swearing, physical violence , emotional turmoil and in some severe cases psychosis. There is no known cure to SRD. Therapy is the only known way to lessen the effects. If you know someone with SRD try to communicate in a way which doesn't arise affects and helps them calm down. It currently affects roughly 125 million people.
Jessica started screaming and crying. When I went to try and calm her down she started attacking me for no reason calling all sorts of foul things. I didn't realize she had Spontaneous Retard Disorder and since forgiven her.
by Kakwkwk April 22, 2022
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retard strength

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National retard hour

From 5:30- 6:30 is when you and a group of friends act and dumb as possible for an hour straight.
by Linguinegabe November 30, 2020
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retarded

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that person is retarded
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castle-retard

A person who is addicted in elden ring night rein casttle in the middle of the map. Please for the love of god stop going there
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Yo, look at this castle-retard!
Perchance this is another castle-retard?!
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Retarded Fat Cock

Oh? And what's there to learn from a retard fat cock? Masterbate in my room until the staff of my group home for the developmentally disabled walks in and see my fat cock, starts fucking me, gets caught, amd runs away to avoid punishment? I'm getting pretty good at the "throwing a temper tantrum every day until I get what I want part" but my "crying like a bitch when I have to wait an hour to eat cereal." You could learn a bit from that fat defiler piece of shit and bring me a whore.
Hym "You're giving the retarded fat cock way too much credit because your backwards rationalizing from the outcome while entirely ignoring the environment. You have a bunch of women talking about the first whore fucking the retard. The first whore leaves. The you have the management talking to this new hire about what the house is like. What is the house she's going to be working at like? The women there fuck the retard. That's what it's like. Do you want to work there? Are you a woman? What's going to happen after you start working there? You're going to do what the women who work there do. You were brought there to fuck the retard, encouraged to fuck the retard, and shielded from consequences for fucking the retard."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2023
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retard

another word for gangster. also could be used in place of

the word blackmonkeychildren. (very rare to see it used like this)
1. I'm such a retard lol (meaning gangster)

2. me and the boys hate retards (meaning blackmonkeychildren)
by chetchup March 7, 2022
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