Newport pocket rocket

A Newport pocket rocket is when someone puts a dildo in a freezer until it's ice cold then shoves it up there shitter (if you'd pardon the pun) with any lube

That cheeky slag ffion just gave herself a Newport pocket rocket

by gfjb December 28, 2015

Back pocket brew

The extra brew you take from the case to keep in your back pocket so you don't have to go back to get another so soon. Also known as BPB.

Yo homie grab me a back pocket brew

by murdainny December 29, 2015

Brazilian Hot Pocket

When someone sits on a nuclear reactor in Brazil and turns their asshole into a mutated monster with a 781 foot dick. The person is now called a host and the monster then shoves the 781 foot dick in the host's mouth, killing him/her with radioactive cum. Now the host's flesh is the crust and the filling is cum. Just like the Hot Pockets in my closet!

I was sitting on a nuclear reactor in my basement and got turned into a Brazilian Hot Pocket. Now I'm fucking dead.

by 89 year old bay 777 January 17, 2019

Lebanese hot pocket

When you use your foreskin as a sleeping bag by pulling it up from your legs to your neck.

Lebanese hot pocket Survival in the woods or Glamping

by Beeasy August 24, 2018

Hot pocket effect

When a food item (most common example is a hot pocket) is heated up in a microwave or with microwaves and the outer rim of said food is very hot and the middle stays cold or uncooked

My leftovers experiences the hot pocket effect

by Doomguy44 September 14, 2018

Gallys Clown Pocket

A deep dark hole that is never ending, and moist at the bottom

He’s getting himself into a Gallys clown pocket

by Up the dosage July 17, 2019

Floribama Hot Pocket

The sexual act of shidding and farding into the female vagina and then performing sexual intercourse with said vagina full of bowel movements.

Gabe’s GF: “Let’s get Mexican Food for dinner, I’m in the mood for a Floribama Hot Pocket tonight.”

Gabe: “Fuck Yeah!”

by SirBumBumMan March 2, 2019