by Ramba Su March 18, 2016
A bowl of chef boyardee spaghetti and meatballs used as a masturbation tool for guys of Italian decent.
Im so horny, i need my Italian pocket pussy
by cheddarbob October 08, 2020
When a couple goes on a date that is just eating hot pockets at home, going to the couch in the living room and then they cuddle.
Matthew: Hiya Rod, How did the date with you and Clay go?
Rod: ah, nothing much, just Hot Pockets and Cuddles
Matthew: man, sounds like the best date ever.
Rod: ah, nothing much, just Hot Pockets and Cuddles
Matthew: man, sounds like the best date ever.
by CrispyChickenCumSandwich April 13, 2022
An exploded hot pocket is when during anal you fuck your partner so hard that when you're done he or she's asshole looks like an exploded hot pocket.
by I.A Games October 14, 2019
Him: "Damn Girl, your pussy smells like shit!
Her: Sorry I just had an Alabama Hot Pocket with some dude I met at a bar yesterday.
Her: Sorry I just had an Alabama Hot Pocket with some dude I met at a bar yesterday.
by morgzytsucks July 13, 2021
A Newport pocket rocket is when someone puts a dildo in a freezer until it's ice cold then shoves it up there shitter (if you'd pardon the pun) with any lube
by gfjb October 29, 2015
When a full-fledge bro is a little bitch when he keeps fucking his bros over by taking all the beer money for some god damned weed. Wouldn't be that big of a deal except the little fucker smokes it all and doesn't say shit till the bros are ready to party. If he isn't going to treat his bros with respect, then they knock his ass down to bitch level and treat him like one. This way he will remember all their hot pocket cocks tearing up his ass next time he's on beer duty.
"Where were you yesterday Dick?"
"Oh about that, Jason used all our beer money on weed again so we had to hot pocket punch his ass. That'll teach him."
"Oh about that, Jason used all our beer money on weed again so we had to hot pocket punch his ass. That'll teach him."
by hegwog November 01, 2022