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Sweet mother fucker Jones

Sweet version of motherfucker Jones iykyk HAHAHAH BITCHES
Woah look it’s Sweet motherfucker Jones so rare

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Sweet mother fucker Jones
by Sweetmotherfuckerjones May 29, 2020
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The Muddy Mother Bird

The sex position where the first partner stands over the second and proceeds to shit on the face of the second partner. The first partner then takes a knife and spreads the shit all over the second’s face. The first then proceeds to lick the shit off of the second’s face and and feed it to the second partner while both are kissing like a bird feeding its children.
Me and the mail man practiced the Muddy Mother Bird yesterday.
by RamRanchreallyrocks August 9, 2020
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Swear Mothers

Used when, to sound convincing of telling the truth, or wanting to be believed. Possibly Australian origin. Condensed from swear on my mothers grave
Such & such happened, swear mothers.

It wasn’t me swear mothers”
by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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you're mother

A more exotic looking version of a hippo which still craves sexual pleasures but can't endure intercorse because they are stuck in there little car thing that you use when you're crippled and you need to go shopping at Safeway.
John: You're mother is a fat bitch!

Thomas: I know
by Cum hoarder November 2, 2020
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mother

A mother is a women who has a child or many children and cares very much for the children.

The mother usually is kind and cheerful and will always try to cheer you and your friends up.
Bob has a very kind mother.
by scp fan fic November 4, 2020
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mother

A mother is a women who has a child or many children and cares very much for the children.

The mother usually is kind and cheerful and will always try to cheer you and your friends up.
Bob has a very kind mother.
by scp fan fic November 4, 2020
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mother sadie

A person who has a large hatred for the person “Omni”, can suck 69 dicks, and makes fun of people who is horny (even being horny themselves)
“Darn is that Mother Sadie?” “yeah she’s my best friend
by Chrookey November 5, 2020
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