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Austin bros have money, but not too much money (or they would never want you to feel uncomfortable with their net worth). They enjoy pools, 4 to 6 weeks of vacation a year, mid sized SUVs with aggressive off-road capabilities with a car wash membership close by. But they are also anti-historical bro — they don’t care for sports, hate fraternities, don’t bang loud obnoxious angry music, respect women, drink responsibly, not in good ol boy clubs, don’t care about clothing brands (as long as it’s the brands they care about), didn’t go to upper end colleges, don’t wear axe all the times but only on the most special of occasions.
This is the safest version of a bro that exisits. These are loyal bros. Great husband and dad material, masters on the grill and smoker, and excel at odd hobbies like fly fishing and urban gardening.
Austin bro vehicles:
4Runner TRD’s (usually blacked out)
Ford Broncos (2” lift)
Sometimes f150’s (if they have boats)
Austin bro wardrobe:
Howler brothers
Vuori
Levi’s
Surf brands
Austin bros have money, but not too much money (or they would never want you to feel uncomfortable with their net worth). They enjoy pools, 4 to 6 weeks of vacation a year, mid sized SUVs with aggressive off-road capabilities with a car wash membership close by. But they are also anti-historical bro — they don’t care for sports, hate fraternities, don’t bang loud obnoxious angry music, respect women, drink responsibly, not in good ol boy clubs, don’t care about clothing brands (as long as it’s the brands they care about), didn’t go to upper end colleges, don’t wear axe all the times but only on the most special of occasions.
This is the safest version of a bro that exisits. These are loyal bros. Great husband and dad material, masters on the grill and smoker, and excel at odd hobbies like fly fishing and urban gardening.
Austin bro vehicles:
4Runner TRD’s (usually blacked out)
Ford Broncos (2” lift)
Sometimes f150’s (if they have boats)
Austin bro wardrobe:
Howler brothers
Vuori
Levi’s
Surf brands
Austin bro can defined through a Saturday morning text: Hey Bro, bring the kids over poolside today. I’m throwing a brisket on and I brought some IPA’s back from our trip out west.
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A Dude that doesnt give a Fuck about the Law.
Always causing havac on sociaty.
participates in Extreem sports, primarily, boardsports.
Represents his crew with a spades sticker on his ride.
Usualy can be spoted rollin in a lifted truck, atleast 3 heads deep.
throws gangs signs and kills people for fun.
A Dude that doesnt give a Fuck about the Law.
Always causing havac on sociaty.
participates in Extreem sports, primarily, boardsports.
Represents his crew with a spades sticker on his ride.
Usualy can be spoted rollin in a lifted truck, atleast 3 heads deep.
throws gangs signs and kills people for fun.
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Jon-- fuck yea dude thats the Waldo Bros.. we need to get in that shit..
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