october 26

Kick a kid named Mason or throw him down a flight of stairs.

Person 1: Mason is such an ass for messing up everything.
Person 2: It’s october 26 so you know what to do.

by girl12345678912 October 26, 2019

October 26

Throw a friend who’s name starts with an L who is under 5’5 down a flight of stairs.

Guy : Hey, it’s October 26.

A person who’s name starts with an L : holy shit.

by heybissitsme October 26, 2019

October 26

National tell your crush that you like them

Tim: hey man it’s October 26
Harry: well I guess I have to tell my crush I like her

by Trentin October 26, 2019

October 27

National SUMB DAY BRO

STARTED BY THE 2 sumbest people out here

Bro Gabe us so sumb

Definition:Gabe is both dumb and smart 😎
October 27 sumb day

by Aiyannaissosumbbro October 26, 2019

october 27

National love day

National love day. Love the rest of your family the most on October 27.

by Addie🥰 October 27, 2019

October 29th

The day on which you yeet your shortest friend.

Brock: Damn Chad you ain’t allowed to yeet dat boi

Chad: Nah Brock bro it October 29th so I allowed

by Psycho69420 October 28, 2019

October 29th

The day where kelleigh goes on a killing spree

Kelleigh: guess what it’s October 29th...

Person: oh no

by Homosexuality October 28, 2019