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Gritz Lady

A 40 something year old woman who ALWAYS has to tell people how it is and sometimes point out the obvious in what is wrong in a situation – no matter how big or small the issue at hand is. While some may view her as a chronic complainer or battleaxe, others may view her as giving constructive criticism to improve the situation.
While eating at a casino breakfast buffet, Gritz Lady sits down with her hot bowl of what was labeled as grits on the buffet table (she was skeptical as she ladled the porridge into her bowl to start with). Upon further examination and initial consumption of said “grits,” she loudly exclaims to her boyfriend, “These are NOT grits, this is Malt-O-Meal; I’m going to set someone straight on this.” Needless to say, the poor young man working hard to keep the buffet line wiped up spic and span got an ear full about the issue of the bait and switch regarding labeled hot grits when in reality they had filled the pot with Malt-O-Meal. (this is the very situation where the boyfriend coined the name; the stories and complaints go on and on and on...)
by Gritz Lady September 20, 2011
mugGet the Gritz Ladymug.

pancho lady

a girl who swears the that pancho she is wearing is a kimono.
we have a pancho lady here at work. She claims to say her pancho isn't a pancho
by cad master September 25, 2014
mugGet the pancho ladymug.

i'm a lady

invented in a west yorkshire school,
is a good ice-breaker in conversation
by J November 30, 2004
mugGet the i'm a ladymug.

Lady Mullet

When a woman shaves her vagina but doesn’t shave her butthole and it looks like a jungle.
I was eating this woman out and she had dingleberries in her lady mullet.
by DeezNutsWithAMicroPenis March 22, 2023
mugGet the Lady Mulletmug.

Lady Sir

While sirs are guy sirs, dames are lady sirs. It is a polite way to address a dame you want to talk to but do not know her name.
Excuse me, lady sir, your hem is looking fantastic today.
by RatLadyLordMissLadySir May 4, 2017
mugGet the Lady Sirmug.

Lady D

Today I had a meeting with Lady D, and I got dirty all the toilet
by Hephae August 3, 2017
mugGet the Lady Dmug.

Moonlit lady

A little bit more then a fuck buddy but not a girlfriend.
My moonlit lady baked me a birthday cake
by Happybeair February 3, 2018
mugGet the Moonlit ladymug.

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