wank-neck

A debilitating pain or twinge in the neck and shoulders, resulting from excessive or violent masturbation. Usually the affliction of men in their mid-to-late-twenties, directly resulting from a 'dry-spell'.

Most mornings he woke up with wank-neck.

If he doesn't stop, he'll give himself chronic wank-neck.

Wank-neck is the disease of the under sexed.

by one of many concerned friends January 27, 2014

Blueberry rough neck

When a sexual partner chooses to leave the male with a case of the blue balls. The male who experiences the blue balls will sneak up to zthe partner and rub his hurt testicles on the partners neck until chaffing occurs. Then the blue balls receiver will physically squeeze his testicles till they explode on the neck of the partner Coating the partner with semen and chaff giving it the blueberrry (blue balls) rough neck.

Hey honey better finish up, or I will give you a case of the blueberry rough neck

by Lickamybumskieeee February 9, 2015

Pencil Neck Dweeb

Ya homie with the long neck

“Bryson Luke Dermid is a pencil neck dweeb”

by Jake Sciortino November 25, 2021

neck checking

Using your hand to hit someone, usually a close friend, in the throat after they've thoroughly exhausted your patience. Most often used when someone won't shut up about a particular celebrity, person or event.

Friend 1 proceeds to rant about the tickets he just scored for the upcoming concert. Friend 2 karate checks him in the neck.
Friend 1: Gasping for air*
Friend 2: I'm neck checking you for your own good, bro, your own good.

by Miya Arachelli October 23, 2013

T Neck

T Neck Drilly Run This Area OF the Bronx.

T Neck Drillyyy

by slimegz May 8, 2024

ice neck

Basically an Alaskan redneck, but a lot crazier than their lower 48 redneck cousins.

Texan redneck: Dude did you know they have rednecks in alaska?
Alabama redneck: oh dude those are ice necks fuckers are crazy.

by AK_Reaper February 25, 2021

Long neck Stoney

He's a boy who wears stone island A LOT! He literally owns three different pair of hoodies. He's into boys who wear green sweaters. He belongs to some random muslima called S.

'Did you see what he's wearing?'
'OMG! He's such a Long Neck Stoney!'

by SomeoneRandomHahahaLmao November 29, 2019