Your Mother

someone who is fatter than a beluga whale or someone non-existent

Bob: Hey Joe, Knock knock.
Joe: Who's there?
Bob: Your.

Joe: Your who?
Bob:Your Mother! HAH

by YourMotherLOLHAHAHAHAHA January 5, 2023

How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)

Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...

by SomRandumdude January 5, 2023

Doing your mother

Longer version of doin ya mum

Person1:doing your mother
Person2:what

by Lynx is dum August 24, 2022

Mother

A female parent; the center of creation, inspiration and love;one who rears , nurtures and protect the children; a mender of hearts ; a maker and the hold of memories; someone who loves unconditionally.

Mother is your part of your Body

by TIMEFUSION2424 October 4, 2021

Mother

A hot and sexy women who is with you all day and helps you in all ways possible. Can also be a bitch sometimes.

Son:Yes mother go harder

by YesDaddyGoHarder October 26, 2022

mother souper

A person who makes soup(mostly mothers)

Amanda's Mum is a mother souper. She always makes soup when I go over to Amanda's house

by admin#0001 July 1, 2023

I'm your father/mother

The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it

"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"

by LLBDAB June 1, 2021