Mindful Masturbation May

No masturbation. You can do anything as long as you don’t cum, but Blowjobs and Sex are allowed, as long as it’s done by someone other than yourself. Passing will let you move onto Join Jerk June.

Mindful Masturbation May, is NNN for virgins.

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022

May Two-Four

A Canadian public holiday, also called Victoria day. It is known for a weekend where Canadian private school kids head to montreal to get shitfaced at clubs and hit on by creepy old men.

A definition of privilege and entitlement but most gladly own it.

Person 1: Hey, I'm so excited for may two-four. I've never been to Montreal.
Person 2: Hold up, you're like 14. This is for grade twelves only.
Person 1: It's okay, I'll just slip them a few twenties. Plus, I'm hot so it'll all be fine. *flips hair*

by coleel May 16, 2020

Sunday, 2 May

Harry Potter day known as the day Tom riddle died and every one was free

Sunday, 2 May is the date today

by Harry potters scar December 31, 2020

tai mai shu

also know as tie my shoe the real way

Yoo wait up, have to tai mai shu.

by SunLP6 December 31, 2010

May 17, 2022

Bring your stuff animal to school day! Yea you heard me, you better bring that “stuffie” 🥺 of yours to school with you.

“Omg it’s May 17, 2022”
“What’s so special about that”
“It’s bring your stuffie to school day 🥺”

by 69lives96wives May 14, 2022

No Make up may

On May 1st It is no make Up may until June 1st

So a girl will wake up and will say Oh shoot it’s No Make Up May until June 1st

by IGHHTIMGONNAHEADOUT November 10, 2019

Day of May 12

Suck your crush’s d*ck day

“Me and My crush just got sent to the bathroom together” “You know it’s the Day of May 12 right?” “Oh yeah…”

by UrbanDictionaryGodOg May 11, 2022