christian masters

a fgt with long hair and no swag and is often abused by a guy named noah
noah hits christian masters
by asdfjohn May 28, 2014
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pitaya master

heinous lesbian. talks to plants. eats dirt sometimes
person 1: ew is that pitaya master
person 2: ew
by very baller very anarchist November 18, 2021
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rizz master

Someone who tries to rizz up any girl that he sees, yet fails every single time.

They always brag about how much rizz they have, even though they have absolutely none at all.
Homie: bro did you see that dude? he calls himself a rizz master
Me: yeah i know what an incel
by TheRedstoneMan June 11, 2023
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The company of The Great Masters of Pubic Science were founded by the two top managers, Freda Mason & Georgia Sofokleous. They're main work is to do anything that has stuff to do with pubescity and ask people about how hairy their "garden" is in their "magic kingdom" and also give awards to guys with the sexiest titties (who is now fired for a very important reason) and girls with the most penis-looking vaginas. Thanks to The Great Masters of Pubic Science, there are now special shampoos and conditioners specially made to keep your pubic hair healthy, damage-free and nice smelling, so your partner doesn't complain about your pubic hair smelling like your breath (in other words, like SHIT!). You can find our shampoos and conditioners anywhere in drugstores where they sell cocaine, roofies and flavored condoms. We hope you enjoy using our pubic cleaning products. Oh, and if you have the hairiest "garden" or the biggest guy nipples contact us. I'm not telling you how, just find a way. : Thank you.
Yesterday: I'VE JUST BEEN AWARDED THE KING OF SEXY TITTIES BY THE GREAT MASTERS OF PUBIC SCIENCE! :D
Today: Wtf?! I just got fired coz I showed my sexy titties to one of the managers and not the rest of the horny company. D:
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Originated in the love canal we all know as jason's dark, and recessed mind... this ones for you
The Reverend: Hey, you in the glasses...mmmhmm thats it
Girl in glasses: Screw you
The Reverend: Hey lady, your just playing hard to get OHHH SNAPPP

also....... That man, let me tell you, he's good looking, gets all the women, he must be The reverend Turtelius master love

A.K.A jason
by Jason.. aka Turtelius fresh November 08, 2004
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mastered out

sneezing and ejaculating onto a woman's cleavage
She got me so turnt I mastered out right there on the spot.
by JanieEP November 22, 2017
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