Lesbian card

A move that women can do to shutdown men they aren't attracted to

Hey, you get her number?

nah, she pulled a lesbian card

by KentuckyFriedHumans June 18, 2023

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Lesbian

A WOMAN (because women are amazing and beautiful and hot) who is attracted to another WOMAN. Not MEN (because as charming as you think you are, you shouldn't keep harassing the HOT ASS WOMEN that are attracted (and rightfully so) to other HOT ASS WOMEN.)

We don't like you Emily, or you Jacob. So let it go.
Or
Yes, Brooklyn, I'm still a lesbian. Yes, Brooklyn that crush on that guy that one time was horrible and I am mentally scared. Yes, Brooklyn, God has let me live another day, and yes Riley (who's a guy) I am going to make it your problem.

by I am a LESBIAN October 1, 2022

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Lesbian

Women who are always mean

Lesbians: "Trans men should be ashamed of themselves for being men! Gay people shouldn't like men it's disgusting! #TERF"
Everyone else in the community: "This is why you have that stereotype."

by sanelesbian69 September 23, 2021

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accidental lesbianism

It's like the female equivalent of no homo.

"Hey I heard you went down on Stacey last night, does that mean your gay now?"
"What? No it was totally accidental lesbianism, we're just friends."

by Insecure Homo October 14, 2016

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lesbian trees

the thing i said after waking up from a dream about lesbian trees.
what happened in the dream: i was at a forest, and i was walking, then i saw two trees, and i somehow knew that they were a girl, and they were kissing... after I woke up, i loudly said, "LESBIAN TREES!" and my parents heard me.

"Today, I screamed, "LESBIAN TREES!", and my parents heard it."

by terra_7382 November 3, 2024

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