Fowl: Fat Old White Lady

An old lady who loves to bake cookies on a Sunday morning.

It's not a bird, it's not a plane, it's a fowl: fat old white lady.

by DrSponge July 15, 2024

Lady's special

Derogatory. A phrase denoting wildly inflated prices and unnecessary or outright fictional work such as replacing brand new components or checking the blinker fluid. Often pitched to ignorant repair customers as critical repairs.
Historically gender-based, on the assumption that women would not know what was going on with cars and other mechanical items.

The sleazy mechanic made most of his money from the "Lady's Special".

by DoWackaDo March 31, 2021

Moonlit lady

A little bit more then a fuck buddy but not a girlfriend.

My moonlit lady baked me a birthday cake

by Happybeair February 3, 2018

figured young lady

a nicer way for a man to call a woman chunky

"That well figured young lady over there is busting at the seams. someone should buy her new pants!"

by markofthetiger March 2, 2016

Gritz Lady

A 40 something year old woman who ALWAYS has to tell people how it is and sometimes point out the obvious in what is wrong in a situation – no matter how big or small the issue at hand is. While some may view her as a chronic complainer or battleaxe, others may view her as giving constructive criticism to improve the situation.

While eating at a casino breakfast buffet, Gritz Lady sits down with her hot bowl of what was labeled as grits on the buffet table (she was skeptical as she ladled the porridge into her bowl to start with). Upon further examination and initial consumption of said “grits,” she loudly exclaims to her boyfriend, “These are NOT grits, this is Malt-O-Meal; I’m going to set someone straight on this.” Needless to say, the poor young man working hard to keep the buffet line wiped up spic and span got an ear full about the issue of the bait and switch regarding labeled hot grits when in reality they had filled the pot with Malt-O-Meal. (this is the very situation where the boyfriend coined the name; the stories and complaints go on and on and on...)

by Gritz Lady September 20, 2011

Lady Mullet

When a woman shaves her vagina but doesn’t shave her butthole and it looks like a jungle.

I was eating this woman out and she had dingleberries in her lady mullet.

by DeezNutsWithAMicroPenis March 22, 2023

Lady Scorpion

Jerry is a person of justice, righteousness, and liberty.
What does Scorpion mean? A venomous, evil animal that hunts and kills prey alive.
do you want a wicked, evil SCORPION killing you?
or do you want the package, the Jerry, the justice, the liberty, and the PEACE.
JERRYISTHETOTALPACKAGE

JERRYISTHETOTALPACKAGE
Lady Scorpion is not.

by JERRYISTHETOTALPACKAGE January 25, 2022