Why the internet of course! Why even consider addressing your problems when you have a gazillion reasons right at your fingertips to not think about them. I was certainly not going to call it the great babysitter...
Peyton thought about the poor state of her relationships, finances, mental health, achievements, and future and within a keystroke the great distractor was informing her on recipes for a beach body, celebrities sharing political opinions, cats doing ballet, 10 ways to financial freedom, and how not to die while travelling abroad. Almost five hours later Peyton began to appreciate that she would never have to worry or try again in her entire life due to the internet's existence.
by von groovy July 9, 2024
Get the the great distractormug. Great-grandparent's female first cousin.
My great-great-cousin-aunt is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
Get the great-great-cousin-auntmug. Great-great-grandparent's female first cousin.
My great-great-great-cousin-aunt is a good person.
by Gtopql November 23, 2019
Get the great-great-great-cousin-auntmug. EVERYTHING IS FINE YES GREAT
by anonymous December 2, 2020
Get the GREATmug. 
A mythical event orchestrated by the Semen King (TSK), where the world will be absorbed by his semen, and now the semen will be used to cover other planets and eventually rule the universe.
by BJSCOCO January 14, 2025
Get the The Great Coveringmug. 