A massive scam by large corporations that they market on their bottles. For example, most companies put this on plastic products like a water bottles buch this is not the case, it is basically a bunch of toxic shit that they cut (like drugs) the plastic with so there profit margins can be higher, and then they din't have to work as hard, and therefore can bang their slutty boss on the desk in the CEO's office.
KYL " Oh look that water bottle is BPA Free"
FBI guy who is listening in on the convo " Well that's what the government wants your to believe"
FBI guy who is listening in on the convo " Well that's what the government wants your to believe"
by rupple March 14, 2019
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by YungPedroThrNegroe August 10, 2019
Get the Sam Free mug.Da frequent sabotaging of one's attempts to "eat wholesome" or stay on a strict low-cal/carb diet to lose weight and/or otherwise improve his health by purchasing only "basic" and "natural" groceries; said messing-up occurs when either you get jovially invited to "consume mass quantities" by your Coneheads-appetited buddies at a party or backyard barbecue, or you unexpectedly come across some leftover/discarded food that is still safe/edible... hey, for this latter example, you absolutely HAVE to eat it, right? We can't be wasting food, now, can we, especially when there are children starving all over the world; it saves on your grocery-bill, as well. And besides, salvaged food --- by the virtue of your conscientiously not letting it go to waste --- isn't fattening, anyway; only food that either you're served or you actually go and PURCHASE adds on da pounds... everybody knows THAT!
Two classic examples of a free-food fiasco are (1) where Hagar goes out on his porch and finds a huge cornucopia of tasty rich treats labeled, "For Hagar"; he sadly remarks, "This always happens whenever I go on a diet!", and (2) where the irritable and acutely-nicotine-dependent Dr. Becker is trying to give up da cancer-sticks, but then finds several unopened boxes of them in a dumpster behind his workplace.
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A: Hell no, Makoto is better.
B: Of course. Did you look at Haru? He's sooooo cute
A: Hell no, Makoto is better.
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